Untitled

L’ORÉAL LAUNCHES LINE OF ANTI-BULLYING MAKEUP FOR YOUNG GIRLS

synecdoche:

In an effort to help young girls who are bullied, L’Oréal has launched Tolérance, a new line of junior cosmetics that gives young girls the confidence they need to stop bullying where it starts: their inferior appearance and demeanor.

“We are staunchly anti-bullying and want to support the cause by teaching girls to hide their pain with a shiny, happy façade,” said brand spokeswoman Danielle Barnett. “We want young girls to look and feel less like the kind of pathetic losers who deserve to be bullied.”

oh my god, this website.

Crepe cake made by Cookie!  (Taken with Instagram)

Crepe cake made by Cookie! (Taken with Instagram)

Poor quality front camera on phone…lol  (Taken with Instagram)

Poor quality front camera on phone…lol (Taken with Instagram)

The 13 Most Useless College Majors (As Determined By Science)

newsweek:

1. Fine Arts

2. Drama and Theatre Arts 

3. Film, Video, and Photographic Arts

4. Commercial Art and Graphic Design

5. Architecture

6. Philosophy and Religious Studies

7. English Literature and Language

8. Journalism

9. Anthropology and Archeology

10. Hospitality Management

11. Music

12. History

13. Political Science and Government

(Ed: Your primary tumblrs majored in two of these and now work in the field of a third.)

Update! Our arts critic has some words of encouragement for you.